Not Getting Shit Santa Tea Towel

$12.00

Bring irreverent holiday cheer to your kitchen with this hilarious Not Getting Shit Santa Tea Towel! Featuring a mischievous Santa illustration alongside the brutally honest message "You're Not Getting Shit," this towel is perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor during the festive season. Ideal for drying dishes, wiping counters, or hanging as a conversation starter, it adds a rebellious edge to holiday décor. Whether you're shopping for a cynical friend, a comedy lover, or someone who enjoys unconventional Christmas spirit, this playful towel delivers laughs with every use. A standout gift for those who prefer their holidays with a side of sass!

  • Printed on 100% high quality thick cotton
SKU: TEA-1523